The Queendom of Vanilla Muscat is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.241 billion Vanilla Muscatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vanilla Muscatian economy, worth 140 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 112,825 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown. Vanilla Muscat's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vanilla Muscat is ranked 12,783^rd in the world and 45^th in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,566.62 on the Clooney Contribution Index.